Description
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I watch enough murder shows…
They will never find you. 😈
If true crime is your comfort content and dark humor is your love language, this shirt was made for you. Perfect for binge-watching murder documentaries, listening to podcasts on questionable walks, or casually unsettling strangers in the checkout line.
This True Crime Quote T-Shirt is soft, comfy, and just unhinged enough to let everyone know you’ve learned a lot from your favorite murder shows—purely for educational purposes, of course.
✔ Dark humor true crime quote
✔ Perfect for podcast & documentary lovers
✔ Comfortable everyday wear
✔ Makes a killer gift (pun fully intended)
Wear responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not judging. 🔪🖤
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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